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banana-trousers:

From now on whenever someone asks me about my favourite band i’m just gonna say absolutely nothing until I get them to a computer and I will show them the Panic Station video.

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kickthepjslittlebird:

nue:

how are you supposed to talk about your feelings without sounding like a faggot

Add ‘idk’ to the end idk

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chickensandwich:

i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant

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